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Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Science says you may be both!
Yes
Fart fetishists out here living forever
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
dutch oven themselves.
So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.
Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”
That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”
That, plus crap
This is a screenshot of a news article.
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a fart 💨
This is a very astute observation.
Asstoot observation 😂🤣
true
My farts are awesome
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful… Like it’s a gut biome health check
I’m sure it smells like shit though
Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.
Username checks out.
Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.
Cursed comment
Finally, some good farting news
Big Fart propaganda!!
How do you avoid it?.. You are right there.
This explains all those morning exercises I see the Japanese doing daily. It was all fart escape training.
Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
It’s just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition
Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.
Doesn’t seem like that’s the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else’s farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.
I’ve been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that’s beneficial…I’ll pass.
Bro, you’re missing out, bro. Let’s just hot box our farts together. It’s super good for you, bro.
Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
The tagline seems to indicate they don’t need to be your own
Well nobody around me has alzheimers… and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I’m going to do my part to make sure they never do.
Mine smell the best though
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
