D_C

Hey, I like him!!

J/k, he’s a cunt.

The ex X CEO exited? Excellent!!

I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!

It’s going to need 4 blades on the windmill. For the, erm, symmetry?

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Here’s a comprehensive list why killing the orange Shitgibbon is a bad idea:
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Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.

Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

You heard it wrong. You thought they said “here’s responsible spending” however they actually said “irresponsible spending”