Ha! Writer was probably hungry and just thought of food when apple came to mind and then remembered he needed to cook something. The brain is a crazy thing.

Tim Apple is really proving to be a follower and not a leader. Pretty lame move Mr. Apple.

Can you imagine being that rich and still having to suck dick?

Guess which one of those is actually a toaster.

This sucks because it means he absolutely definitely will not do this.

Well at least these execs are becoming more charitable! And you thought they were just greedy.

You /fuckcars guys really have gone off the deep end.

You do this to me once, shame on you. You do this to me twice, I’m on to you douchebag and I won’t bring it up but I’ll avoid situations where I pay for you or I’ll just tell you it cost £2 more than it does.

I always throw an extra buck onto whatever I owe someone - try this instead. It will make them smile and its a sign of appreciation for covering my cost even if only momentarily. I’ve found that when I’m paying for multiple people and then trying to collect up, it’s not uncommon to get screwed over a bit or not have a fee or a tip or something covered. Be the guy that goes out of the way to show some appreciation. I’ve probably lost $100 over the past 5 years doing this, but I have enough issues to feel douchy about. I don’t need something else.

And when you get really fed up with this bullshit and look for a way out, there aren’t a lot of great options that medical training allows for but still pays med school debts. Guess what one of the few options is? Working for an insurance company and helping them deny claims. Fuuuuhhcck

Just need to readjust thresholds a bit friend. For example, I used to think that using the office of the president like a QVC platform to promote a bunch of cheap crap made in China for personal financial gain seemed pretty corrupt and not to mention just plain gross. After giving myself a violent lobotomy though (don’t tell me you haven’t thought of it too) , I’m happily purchasing a subscription to the new presidential perfume and find that it is really helpful in attracting all kinds of incel friends.

She IS the punishment

That one. Was great. Software used to be fun

Yeah, but we gotta brag every once in awhile about being number 1.

This is the republican version of DEI. Why should these special places be free from hate crimes?

still gross

I also have a thing for short guys in glasses!

What if you leave the rake there for five years intentionally to rust it up and then invite your enemies over for barefoot tag?

Business model can also be political gains. Let’s not forget to protect our politicians from any concerns for criminality.

And it’s a great way to make sure you get an up to date ad snuck in there.

I still like physical media, but every corner of everything just has to be jam packed with ad crap and other distractors now

According to project 2025 this issue is covered: Just block tyranny porn and get them a gun. They’ll be fine.

Much darker? Shit. Things seeming pretty dark in US already.

You’re a douchebag