And then replace it with a black garbage bag because it’s a Samsung fridge

It’s not on the chart but can we multiply by skydiving?

Wow, TIL: https://outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org/articles/debunking-the-myth-opossums-dont-eat-ticks

$2B valuation? Amateur. $2T or bust.

This is in Buffalo, NY

…for today’s other lucky 10,000, I now present xkcd #1053

For the uninitiated, xkxd #37

Better than Dr. Phil? Kind of?

Finally, my dream of making teeth anywhere you can imagine could be realized.

Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

I’m okay with Kirk coming back only to apologize for all the trouble he caused.

Rectally then orally, the same as everyone else.

What does he drive now? Asking for the public good.

Why’s that? Because it’s all leaves and no buds?

Offload those pesky conversations to a LLM and give that brain of yours a rest, pal.

That sounds awesome. Great work on finally getting it going! May I suggest a guacamole garden and perhaps a tortilla orchard to follow?

The building to the right of the sign looks like it may be a multi-unit dwelling, so it may not be clear who the culprit is. Also, many people don’t know their neighbors very well, or may have anxiety or some type of fear of social situations. In this case, they may be concerned that it may turn into a confrontation, especially if they let this go on for a month (as others have said, three minutes is my max tolerance for this). And the sign is funny and not particularly aggressive, although it may not be effective on the type of person who 1. throws their smoke detector outside instead of replacing the battery, and 2. allows it to continue beeping for a month. Maybe the OOP felt a little public shaming is in order.

Your employer would give you a day off for zombie apocalypse? Most of us would have to take a sick day and bring a doctor’s note.

Ah, well that’s what the lab wanted. All good.

Well fryer oil is certainly going to gum up that drain.