Tl;dr: buckle up, buttercup

Yes, but only in Europe, and no Americans are allowed. 😕

I suppose that is about where the bar is for these guys

He’ll give the present directly to its intended victim recipient

It’s probably more efficient to ship them pre-burnt.

And so, WALL-ST-E, was born

Just think of all that value created for shareholders!

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

Interesting read. It captures a lot of how I feel and what I miss about the “old internet.”

Texas and Florida? You mean North Mexico and Cuba Libre?

I’m so disappointed that I don’t see these days coming back.

That’s dark but I laughed in spite myself (and Jeffrey’s plight)

Perhaps a short paragraph of text elaborating on the driver’s intentions

Clean(er - still Amazon) link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NEUK86

Allow me to introduce you to Americans…

Well, duh. The photo isn’t of Doncaster because it’s already fallen to Hamas.

Hey, relax man. We aren’t all mechanical engineers here.

Not just stolen - inceptioned

I don’t get into many conversations about porn

Well, now ya do