If its all true

Imma stop you right there

For anyone who didn’t watch:

Senile child rapist waddles on stage. He then starts spewing self-aggrandizing bullshit, from which we can infer his word-of-the-day toilet paper baby wipes today was “decimate” (though he doesn’t actually know what it means), all while holding onto the podium for dear life the entire time. He then ends his audiofellatio, but refuses to move until the cameras are off, most likely because he either filled his britches again, or he knows he can’t release his death-grip on the podium until someone brings him his walker

W… Which one?

Death by molten gold does seem a very fitting punishment for a certain someone

Drop our lung capacity to zero

Les Cousins Dangereux

Bro, mark that NSFW, holy shit

Oh he’s batin’ alright

Pedophilic Boogaloo

But then we’d have to deal with that lousy Smarch weather

Lmao, once again these dumbasses think they made something that’s just devastating to the downtrodden, when in reality it looks more like a metal-as-fuck call to action against the very people that made it

beckons you

“It’s free real estate”

Like what do they expect the answer to be?

“Must remain in seats for entirety of film”

About as convincing as barging into a room and shouting “No, I did NOT shit my pants!”

Pretty much everyone in the GOP is that type. It’s basically a prerequisite to be that selfish

Look, I know in a vacuum it’s not a good thing to do. But with the way he tries to project himself as strong and powerful, this sort of thing undermines him and almost certainly frustrates him and drives him crazy. That’s one of the best ways to deal with narcissists, fascists, etc., by showing them that we know they aren’t actually big and tough. It’s absolutely petty, schoolyard bullshit, but unfortunately that’s just as far as he ever matured.

Anyone who just happens to be short, but isn’t running around cosplaying as a big strong Nazi shit, should know that there’s actually nothing wrong with being short, and it isn’t an attack on them

swing too far and hit them from behind.

Jokes on us, they’re secretly into that shit

Spreading bullshit online on a brand new account