The russian army has been physically shrinking due to the war on Ukraine. Soon they’ll all be riding tricycles into battle and fit 50 in a Yugo.

We’re just on the end of a bit of a heatwave, and I found out my neighbors don’t have AC because they spent nearly the whole time outside in the shade because their house was too hot inside.

These are the same people that have multiple pitbulls never kept on a leash, rarely mow, often park on their front lawn, and used to sell drugs out of the house, so I’m finding it very difficult to feel very sorry for them.

While getting pick pocketed by Nixon.

Probably less security risk this way too.

And “Weekend at Bernie’s” was a movie about tasteful ways to move a corpse.

Now that you mention it, I’ve never personally seen them in a room together…

…so far.

I can say with certainty that we are not in fact training raccoons to do anything other than burn down the white house… you know, just in case we gotta go south and do it again.

Not worth the (potential) bullshit. Besides, we have plenty of awesome stuff up here anyway, and health care for when you find that maybe trying to pet the wildlife was a bad idea.

~It was all fun and games until the Hot Sauce Nation attacked.~

As a Canadian I welcome our new American refugees. Please leave your guns at the door and be sure to grab your free plate of poutine when you arrive.

I’d say any sort of box is too good for him. Cremate him and be sure to flush twice.

Imagine that, the Temu version of Hitler can’t live up to his promises. (not that he intended to try to start with)

Wet shit in a bag tends to slosh around.

I don’t know about multiple parties etc, but I think what you guys need is an independent judicial system that’s actually willing to throw criminals in jail no matter what their bank account status or job title is.

If you would have had that, none of this would have happened.

I used to own a tiny little turbo Sprint (roughly 1600lbs), absolutely loved that car… reliable, amazing on fuel, fit virtually anywhere, but it felt so dangerous driving around when everything else on the road was at minimum two to three times its size.

He’s everyone’s problem regardless of his citizenship.

Acne pimples gone wild.

Religous people “We’re honest hardworking people!”

Proceed to lie and deceive about everything.

“Keep still, Their vision is based on morons.”