Would it be considered vandalism if I mowed my neighbor’s unkempt lawn?

Both cases I’d consider it an improvement.

I guess he didn’t want to pay extra for the waterproof paint lol

Exactly. Literally nothing they say matters, it’s the actions that will tell all.

I remember reading about that too, but that was before he was pres. Now the whole family seems to have cash to burn.

Terrible decisions for the free world, but he and his buddies are making bank.

Here’s to hoping they can break that record soon :)

I accidentally broke mine when the Moskova sank.

Here in Canada we have laws regarding both minimum and maximum temperatures we’re allowed to work in, although it varies from industry and province.

The russian army has been physically shrinking due to the war on Ukraine. Soon they’ll all be riding tricycles into battle and fit 50 in a Yugo.

We’re just on the end of a bit of a heatwave, and I found out my neighbors don’t have AC because they spent nearly the whole time outside in the shade because their house was too hot inside.

These are the same people that have multiple pitbulls never kept on a leash, rarely mow, often park on their front lawn, and used to sell drugs out of the house, so I’m finding it very difficult to feel very sorry for them.

While getting pick pocketed by Nixon.

Probably less security risk this way too.

And “Weekend at Bernie’s” was a movie about tasteful ways to move a corpse.

Now that you mention it, I’ve never personally seen them in a room together…

…so far.

I can say with certainty that we are not in fact training raccoons to do anything other than burn down the white house… you know, just in case we gotta go south and do it again.

Not worth the (potential) bullshit. Besides, we have plenty of awesome stuff up here anyway, and health care for when you find that maybe trying to pet the wildlife was a bad idea.

~It was all fun and games until the Hot Sauce Nation attacked.~

As a Canadian I welcome our new American refugees. Please leave your guns at the door and be sure to grab your free plate of poutine when you arrive.

I’d say any sort of box is too good for him. Cremate him and be sure to flush twice.