Give it a bit. Your city doesn’t exist in a vacuum.

I mean he’s like one cliche away from being on Epstein’s flight logs.

Hey buddy, you gotta understand that we’re not far from that here soooo…

KFC has become self aware and has taken over several archipelagos including the Florida keys and Aleutian islands.

The 261st joint task force: “alright boys, this is the moment we’ve trained for our entire lives”

That’s the (original) American spirit!

I mean top 4 worst states has to include Florida and Texas. Full stop. The other two are up for debate is all I’m saying.

Exactly, then you can learn of the motivation.

But what if they’re brown?

That’s state welfare.

And new Mexico and Minnesota.

Louisiana would like a word.

I mean, it’s not that shocking tho, is it?

Mine will ever so gently lay his butt on you, then flop over so that 100% of his weight is directly on top of you.

History 101 brought to you by pepsi-lay.

Ugh, that entire post felt personal lol. I’m also mostly torso. My entire life, my mother characterized the men in my family as “bulldogs” because of our short legs and big chests.

Also me and my friends drunkenly fit 9 people in a Hyundai sonata, so 4 in a BRZ seems sadly reasonable.

Thankfully I rent a house that used to be a “college rental” so I have a 3 car garage, and neither car takes up a big footprint.

That being said though, there’s nothing like top-down driving in a lightweight car. I seriously can’t oversell that car enough. I’ve owned several corvettes, the 04 GTO (better than the vettes, honestly) a WRX STI, a CTS-V (first Gen, meh) and I’ve driven everything from the f type and gtr to the C7 ZR1. The MX-5 is my favorite car I’ve ever driven, followed by my old GTO. The reason being that they were both so supremely communicative and manageable. I’m a combat veteran and have flown into questionable situations in helicopters and felt more safe than in the C7 ZR1. I haven’t driven any C8 Corvette yet, let alone the special ones, but holy fuck that car scared the ever living shit out of me.

Have you checked the new mx-5s? I’m 6’4" and fit comfortably in my '19. And guess what? It’s even better with the top down. 😘

Same, I’m in one of the few red states that actually makes money. But honestly I’m at the point where I’m just like whatever. Fuck it, right? Just burn it down so our rot doesn’t infect the rest of the world. Seriously, this would be a mercy killing at this point. Please don’t let this spread.

This felt less like a meme I connect with, and more like an attack by someone I let get too close lol

He only deserves the best. 🤗 Rest in piss.

I’d take any one of them if they pursued me. Not sure I have the confidence to pursue any of them atm. But I would befriend them quickly out of respect for that one picture alone. That’s some serious badassery right there. It might not seem like much to younger viewers, but at the time? This was dangerous protest.