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I think I remember an episode of Buffy like this
Mummies are just zombies from a different socioeconomic background.
Heh zombie…but I was rich. Where’s the manager?
Is that what they call a MILF?
The real joke is always in the comments.
If she got kids at some point, of course
Being a mommy is not a prerequisite for being a mummy.
Mummy ILF, MILF, is what they were going for i think
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?
Is that Ellie Kemper?
Actually, nevermind, just let have this
Yeah, imagine my surprise when blowjob girl first showed up on The Office.
It actually is, no one can take that away from you
I remember seeing this many years ago, but I only now realized that’s Ellie Kemper from The Office.
Anakin in shambles!
Gosh I remember this!!
Traditionally, mummies curse you and you die later.
How is that a curse, we will all die “later”
What’s next. a curse to make you have to take a shit, and takes about a day to take effect.
Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.
But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo
my life is already painful and miserable and will end at some point and there’s no horny Mummy in my life.
Have you ever crossed paths with one? I don’t think they stick around. Or ever pissed off an old witch?
Oh I know, you didn’t forward those emails from back in the day did you? Ha, gets em every time.
Some of my best friends are witches. they are awesome. must be those chain emails
I curse you to be thirsty every few hours!
we are all looking at that webcomic. we are all thirsty already
Because you die sooner than you would have otherwise.
Right, from too many orgasms.
The comm needs to implement a gooner tag so I can block these.
This is some of the most over-dressed, under-cleavaged-nippled-camel-toed-or-ass-hanging-out gooner-bait I’ve seen in a minute, but maybe the fact I can say that means you’re onto something.
It mostly amounts to you and I would be in seperate circles, but you do you.
Right, which is why I said so I can block it. Not that it should be outright banned.
I’m just not interested in comics where the only ‘joke’ is slim thick mummy wants to fuck.
I thought the joke was that she forgot what Mummies do and made up something on the spot that just happens to suit her and her victim, this time.
EDIT: we don’t get the victim’s reaction. Not every dude’s a monster-fucker wannabe.
I see that as a generous interpretation. But to each their own.
I didn’t even mention the dude.
I checked myself on the dude.
Christ, will you people keep it down? Some of us are trying to masturbate in here!
Lemmy needs comprehensive tags in general.
Eeewww… Mummies are just really dry embalmed zombies with their organs removed.
No thank you. I’m not into necrophilia.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I’m not that desperate.
Mummies’ become mommies…
Again with the gooning?
it’s like the fappening
the goonering!
The Ben10 hentai fanfic we didn’t know we deserved
Should have the NSFW tag on it [email protected]
Done.😄
Thanks! Appreciate you!
Mummy thick
Weird, I’m getting 403 forbidden for your body-text images. I’m going to assume my instance has blocked reddit image links.
Who’s the artist?🤔
Mommy I want a mummy!
