In the US that seems to get you shot nowadays.

Unfortunately all the 2, 3 and 4 letter combinations are used as an alias for when i mistype “ls”

SnakeToesRFun2eat

Of course, an eye was definitely the first thing that came to my mind.

Linux tends to get out of your way to let you get shit done. Windows tends to be a marketing platform for Microsoft products that lets you get shit done.

I don’t see why my office computer needs some xbox app I can’t uninstall.

Anyone who only drives a modest amount of miles every year purchase price is almost always the dominant factor.

Most of my driving is longer range, a lot of it in the winter, actual winter, I live really far up north.

An EV that gets me home in the winter is about twice as expensive to buy as a gas car that is good enough, both used. Difference in deprecation alone is more than my fuel costs.

I’d have to drive 50% more to justify electric over gas.

With my driving habits electric is twice as expensive as gas.

This is assuming electricity is free and gas is more expensive than it is now. The electric cars are luxuriously expensive to buy, even if cheaper to operate.

Competent people get paid more because they get shit done.

Competent criminals gets punished harder because they get more crime done.

I’ll read the manual after it stops working. There are 10 pages of “warning: don’t microwave your cat” and 10 pages of what obvious buttons do and if I’m lucky 3 pages of fault codes that in the worst case scenario I’ll see one of them the next 10 years.

Sometimes customers pay me to troubleshoot what other vendors sold them, I find the manual for their model number and basically flick through it until I find something.

Zero. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to guess why.

I’ll sell you a signed copy of any book you like provided that it’s still in on print and you’re not really fussed about who signed it. (Buyer pays shipping, tariffs, taxes, usury and attention)

They even had a book series with short stories and jokes that you could read a few pages of and just stop when you were done.

Attached to a piece of string that you could hang on the same hook you probably had a towel on.

I’m happier now than I was as a child. Sure I’ve got less free time but that is just about the only thing that is worse.

I have a lot more money leftover than a child’s allowance.

I am feeling better mentally because I’m mostly in control of my life.

I know my worth as a person. I’m good at something other people pay me for. (Funnily enough it’s something a lot of you probably asked your teacher if you’d ever use this in real life).

Reminds me of Xkcd.com/1842

Troll grade: C-.

Am I correct in thinking that you believe that people in the swing states who voted R would have voted D if they had done something about Gaza under Biden administration?

They give you funny pills as an adult.

Help me stepbro, I amstuck the sink.

Buying from steam I currently have the option of Mastercard or visa. They don’t accept the other ways I have, and it’s difficult for me to get the ones they accept.

As I understand it they are both doing it in coordination.