Can be: yes. Likely: No.

It reads like it was meant to confuse you, not to get any point across.

Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:

Telemarketing: I sell stuff.

Corporare lawyer: I explain law.

Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors

Compliance officer: I check compliance.

🚣 Cash up front or I’ll use it again.

Plea deals are made beforehand, so you’d negotiate that with Trump admin. Pardons may be given after, but the likely candidates in the line of succession are appointed by the Trump admin, or in the case of an (extra) election you have no clue who it will be.

The better idea is to probably to suck up to Trump even more and hope he or one of his successors pardon you.

Or just flee to a country that does not extradite to the US.

You are only one who:

Has a mother that wants you to to spawn kids? Finds that dating over 30 is difficult? Went on a date with a nice lady? A combination of all three?

There is a YouTube tutorial on how to grow eggplants. Saves you a fortune.

Love won’t pay the bills. I’m not sure it’s possible to make minimum wage with manboobs.

What’s the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it’s when the bathroom and front door comes off.

What is the scientific value of it and why can’t those values be realised in a way that does not even raise ethical concerns?

The best argument for it was that eventually someone would do it and they may just as well do it rigorously.

I don’t know the context but he could be calling out hypocrisy of some event that prides itself on DEI not having any white representation out of a hundred.

Some (i assume American) would have to explain the context to me if that is not the case.

Kamala Harris. Shes not that forgettable is she?

Because you’re in a group of 10001 people with Harris signs?

Satire by misrepresentation of history. Of course you’ll get these kinds of reply.

Why? I can just not see them again and save myself pronouncing a handful of syllables and practicing my self control (because I for sure can’t practice with the gingerbread cookies)

I’m happy to see them. He probably saved all life to buy his childhood dream car.

I’m sure you can find someone who would react like that but no, this is not something you should expect to encounter.

I don’t remember the reason but I did get pissed off at mint many years ago. Then I migrated back to Ubuntu, got pissed off at snaps. Over to Manjaro but pissed off at weird packaging and slow updates. Arch for now but it’s only been a few years and I know myself well enough.

Back in my day we had Unix beards, unkempt hair and no sense of fashion.

Mine gets stuck under the kitchen counter. It’s just the right height that sometimes it thinks it can fit under it but the slightly uneven floor jams it stuck and with pressure on the front the drive wheels don’t get enough traction to pull it out.

We’ve had the software to automate loading and unloading the dishwasher for a long time now.

Making the hardware reliable and affordable is what stands between us and fully automated household chores.

My robot vacuum is affordable but gets stuck on things often enough that I just rather vacuum manually once a week instead of daily rescue missions.