Energy is cheap when I don’t use much of it and expensive when I need a lot.

There is this one beer when I drink it I always feel sick. Which one? The 16th.

If I were to make a thing where I got to decide which one is which I’d pick the 2nd.

I don’t have a strong opinion and I’ll just pick whatever the default is.

Don’t know but I’m pretty sure R is for racing.

How often do you see logs dropped along a road anyway? I would not count on getting hit by one.

Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.

Sir, you have insulted my honour and I challenge you to a frollic. I’ll see you at the meadows at dawn one forthnight from now.

Can be: yes. Likely: No.

It reads like it was meant to confuse you, not to get any point across.

Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:

Telemarketing: I sell stuff.

Corporare lawyer: I explain law.

Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors

Compliance officer: I check compliance.

🚣 Cash up front or I’ll use it again.

Plea deals are made beforehand, so you’d negotiate that with Trump admin. Pardons may be given after, but the likely candidates in the line of succession are appointed by the Trump admin, or in the case of an (extra) election you have no clue who it will be.

The better idea is to probably to suck up to Trump even more and hope he or one of his successors pardon you.

Or just flee to a country that does not extradite to the US.

You are only one who:

Has a mother that wants you to to spawn kids? Finds that dating over 30 is difficult? Went on a date with a nice lady? A combination of all three?

There is a YouTube tutorial on how to grow eggplants. Saves you a fortune.

Love won’t pay the bills. I’m not sure it’s possible to make minimum wage with manboobs.

What’s the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it’s when the bathroom and front door comes off.

What is the scientific value of it and why can’t those values be realised in a way that does not even raise ethical concerns?

The best argument for it was that eventually someone would do it and they may just as well do it rigorously.

I don’t know the context but he could be calling out hypocrisy of some event that prides itself on DEI not having any white representation out of a hundred.

Some (i assume American) would have to explain the context to me if that is not the case.

Kamala Harris. Shes not that forgettable is she?

Because you’re in a group of 10001 people with Harris signs?

Satire by misrepresentation of history. Of course you’ll get these kinds of reply.