I’ve found that being inside is a good way to have a bad trip, for me. Outside is great.

I love friends. I’d sure love to have one someday!

They really wanna give you that head.

What did the bush say, exactly?

That does make me feel a bit better.

I give it about a month before they’re scanning your teens and banning your texts.

God, I hope you’re right.

Now they grow on trellises!? My night is upended. I will be researching for sure, thanks!

RIP CBS.

A few of us will faintly remember your reputation from like half a century ago, you fucking asshats.

My mind is legitimately boggled, no joke. Are they fussy to grow? I’ve been known to accidentally kill all plants.

Nice, when is your wife’s boyfriend visiting next?

A Z score is a type of airplane, I believe.

Definitely not. Imagine what people must have thought of us, had we done that…?

You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders!

I’m not anti-trailer. I lived in more than one, including a trailer park.

I’m very anti-dogs being neglected, with chains around their necks, tied to trees with 6 foot leashes, etc.

I can’t do much about it maybe, but I can definitely close you in my car door rather than giving you an Uber ride, asshole.

Is that an option!?

What the fuuuuuck. It’s a CUCUMBER!? This is like an all-new Mandela Effect for me.

I wish I’d known this before committing inadvertent genocide (aren’t they all?)

Definitely one of humankind’s most utilized and important plant families.

I can grow my own loufas!? The scratchy kind? Wait. Aren’t they sea creatures?