We all get excited when we see our dream home until the increasing mortgages & property taxes hit us

MEALTESS

Yes you said that.

How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

Wow, I’m blocking you. Hey everybody block this guy so everything he does will never be seen.

I don’t think he called me very often. I lived with him. I saw him every day & slept with him every night.

Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

I wonder if every other detail of her life is similarly chaotic.

He didn’t have my number memorized, he just used his phone log and click on that to call me back. Or click on our texting history. A few years before I met him, his super hot blonde wife left him for another man so he was a bit distraught & having trouble moving forward.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

Funny you mentioned 6 years, that’s how long I was with a guy who never even added me as a contact into his phone. We lived together, slept together, were monogamous with each other, I helped him raise his daughter every other weekend during his custody time with her while he was at work. He still never added me as a contact into his phone.

I feel seen & appreciated 🥹 I’m a 100lb girl and those syrup cartons are heavy as fuck and restaurant work is torture and I wanted to eviscerate everyone all day every day.

Why do people think this art is garbage?

Is it because it’s ai?

Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

Or because it’s ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

I see you’re trying to be clever but April never mentioned how many days she thinks April has.

Dolores!

Mangled moldy hands?

She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

I for one am looking forward to it because my body is fit & toned & tight & beach-ready. Always.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who’d never heard of him before he died.

Hey I’ve heard that we can’t obtain that anywhere. It’s pretty rare.

And oddly enough in order to prevent breaking the jars, the employee had to carefully position each jar haphazardly like that.