I did something like this once. I was talking to a buddy I the phone, and freaked out because I couldn’t find my phone to look something up.

I chalk it up to how ubiquitous the device itself is, and how little I use it as an actual phone.

He fits right in with the current administration. 🤦‍♂️

This man is the perfect DUI hire…

I was tempted to correct you (DEI), but you’re still correct with this acronym.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

But god forbid drag queens sing and dance!

😳

You are in for a treat friend.

No, no, no. Fingerprints.

i don’t think so…

I miss the comedy of the 90s.

Where are my Good Morning Vietnam fans?

Why not?! We’ve already decided corporations are people, and people are not people; this is just par for the fucking course.

Goddamnit.

Found the Boeing recruiter!

No one believes themselves to be villains. Hollywood has ruined everybody with their black and white delineations between “good” and “evil”. And of course, we as a whole have eaten up the lie; Musk claiming to be the resistance - in my eyes - proves this.

Howard Dean entered the chat… 😡

Wait, now who got included in Signal?

This?

I’m not implying anything. I’m outright saying that the US government is corrupt enough to take kickbacks by corporations for political favors. I’m also saying Zuck didn’t bribe Trump’s admin enough (i.e. donations to his inaugural fund) to get away with their bullshit.

1. Cops
2. Corporations
3. Boss
4. Coworkers
5. Human Resources
6. The Government

Those conservatives love their daily dose of D; whether it’s orally or topically, they can’t get enough.