cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month agoAll of IT in one imagelemmy.mlimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down18
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minus-squareFargeol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up126·edit-21 month agoNaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle “I have something for you” He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·1 month agoMust be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
minus-squareFrostyCaveman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 month agoAh sweet, my left-pad is coming today!
minus-squareCase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou don’t get dependencies in real life like that. You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
minus-squaredovahking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month ago“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
“I got a package from Jason”
“I also got a lock”
Ah sweet, my
left-pad
is coming today!You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.
You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”