Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Look at those protestors flying the Algae-BT flag. I bet they’re behind all of this!

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

The new kind of writer’s block

You finally made a monkey…

God forbid vowels have a consistent pronunciation throughout a word

Zjog, zjoj, etc

Netherlands declares Toyotathon

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Probably because it’s made of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me

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More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

Old mean Ed Gein

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil