Selling toys.
“All the money is in the action figures” -GL
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wider EU
Intergalactic European Union?
/j
The Vietnam War
Girl who knows what though?
That she’s a girl!

Planetary peace, ironically.
Is that why it’s called star wars, since planets aren’t stars? Thus war has been relocated for the safety of the populace?
🤔
What is war, but the quest for peace (on my terms)?
I think the Quest for Peace is when Superman throws all the nukes in to the Sun?
Post title sounds like the tagline for the next Spaceballs.
I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows
Oh? Princess Leia would like a word… now.
Originally, it was about the Vietnam war
Now, it’s about making a fuckton of moneyIt’s about family.
No, thats Fast and the Furious. It’s about an ogre who has to save the princess
No, that’s Shrek. It’s about a brother and sister having to save their parents, who they’ve just learned are ex-spies.
No, that’s Spy Kids. It’s about a teen that hangs out with a crazy scientists that have wacky time traveling adventures.
No, that’s Back to the Future. It’s about a gang of young boys on BMX bikes that have to find hidden treasure to save the community.
Vin Diesel crashes through the green screen
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