

What would a priest want with warm, wet bread?
… forget I asked that.


What would a priest want with warm, wet bread?
… forget I asked that.
🎶 “A true function’s what I’m thinking of, you wouldn’t get this from any other Y.” 🎶
“Alright, I need all of the leads on this call to confirm: go, or no go.”
“Go.”
“Go.”
“Let 'er rip!”
“Hold up–”
Adderall (strongly typed)


First my dog, now this book, geez I’ll get to it when I get to it, okay?
“I’ll make certain of it.”
*drops a smoke bomb and disappears*
Credit where it’s due though: Karen’s got a pretty sweet flip 'do going on.


It’s evil Peter Garrett!
Hell runs FreeBSD.


Run a line and get this man some saline, stat!
I don’t think Matt Bors uses AI to make art.


“Now that I’m done being baffled by an ordinary name, it’s about time for me to go vote in a major election!”
My pleasure?
OMG, you’re going to do my dishes for me? 😍 😘


“So you’re doing wetwork for a Muppet?”
Get yourself a kill sex room.

Thick thighs
save livesdamn souls.