Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.
But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo
Traditionally, mummies curse you and you die later.
How is that a curse, we will all die “later”
What’s next. a curse to make you have to take a shit, and takes about a day to take effect.
Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.
But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo
my life is already painful and miserable and will end at some point and there’s no horny Mummy in my life.
Have you ever crossed paths with one? I don’t think they stick around. Or ever pissed off an old witch?
Oh I know, you didn’t forward those emails from back in the day did you? Ha, gets em every time.
Some of my best friends are witches. they are awesome. must be those chain emails
I curse you to be thirsty every few hours!
we are all looking at that webcomic. we are all thirsty already
Because you die sooner than you would have otherwise.
Right, from too many orgasms.