has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
There is another
That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.
How hot are the ghosts?
Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one’s probably really hot. Just not in the way you’d prefer…
not very, but one of them has pretty good booze I hear
honk shoo mimimi swag
Drip 🔥
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
That’s more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No…
Same bro.
The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
I like feet and ice. What’s the issue?
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
Cold feet
I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always
My autism requires me to first get my shoes on in order to think straight.
But nothing feels better then slipping my socks off to be barefoot under a cool blanket and finnaly stop havjng to think.
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
it’s a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
I currently have a torn toe nail and I’m terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I’m currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.
Straight up, what’s with this dayshift post?
I’m out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they’re over there sleeping!
I haven’t slept at night since I was a wee lad!
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
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It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
Literally the post above this one for me.
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne’er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.
I recall my friend’s brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.
He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?
He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.
As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)
6 is the only way, sitting naked in a car or not. I will die on this hill
Y’all sleep with clothes on?
I’m naked as we speak. 🥂
I often am when I’m on Lemmy.
Being naked is half the fun of being on Lemmy
Hello fellow #6.
Same I can’t feel good wearing clothes to sleep especially a shirt
Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
Who’s the madman with just his socks on?
I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet…
My feet get easily cold, alright?
