And if the work experience kid accidentally opens your bathysphere you get forced through a 1 inch gap at 500km/h.

True story, it happened.

No booze for me! Just my 12 step program, fresh air, clean water, the grace of a loving God, and a twenty of fenty

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

Low-key great distro name

Ah fuck I just assumed I had random muscle cramps in my chest from a fight I had in highschool. Always third rib from the bottom,on the left, about 45 degrees off center

Are U mad they would fight, or mate

This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

Dick goes deep

A picture of Rick - Richard “Dick” Astley was unwanted? :o

The reptilians ate all the Nazis

I diagrammed it on the whiteboard at work to explain it to the accountant who:

• Believed the far side of the moon was always in shadow

• Believed that we had not yet seen the far side of the moon.

So I taught her a little history and a little celestial mechanics and now she understands.

Thanks, KSP!

The headlights of the spaceship of course

They’ve stolen 10 of them since December

For easier disposal and more surface area for Maillard reaction

How did they get it to pose next to earth for this photo?

Nor the US Navy 😬

Wrong strait homie

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Normally the general secretary of the communist party, the president of the state, and the prime minister of the national assembly are different people. To Lam has been general secretary for a while, while others were president and PM. It gives a separation of state and party. Now, To Lam is General Secretary AND president, the first time those two posts have been held by the same person.

It’s not that bad of a development, the Communist party of Vietnam is nothing like the totalitarian CCP. The Vietnamese still fuck people off when they are corrupt or inept. To Lam has beef doing a pretty good job of keeping Vietnam stable, peaceful, and developing at a sustainable pace. There’s still lots of poverty, inequality and inflation, but it takes time to recover from decades of war with various other countries and keep up with modernization. It’s a nice, peaceful country.