Philly used to know what to do with robots…
Poor Hitchbot

I keep my cash between the pages of my pocket notebook.

Ah, the classic good guy with a flashlight story.

Spell of toes curling

Friend mentioned that when a similar thing happened at his University, the frats just had “gatherings” instead of “parties” and that was ok with the administration… (probably decades ago, so a slightly different environment)

I think she just made the classic rookie mistake of swallowing a whole rat before the press conference; tail was probably still in her throat.

I recall my friend’s brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.

…but, louder.

One of my favorite versions of This Land by Las Cafeteras (just because I’m sure it upsets certain folks to hear Latinos singing the song) https://youtu.be/dS0OQ9HP3Oo

Oh, wow! twinsies

I think they were new ones for the movie they made back then

Daww, so cute. Little Lily lost in the fluff

These two were also inseparable. Usually lil Eddie would also be in the snuggle. Here is Tobie enjoying Bobby’s wonderful fuzzy tummy. Bobby was a jerk that terrorized the other cats, but then we got two kittens and he became the best uncle ever… Tobie would always shove his face in Bobby’s tummy; even when Tobie got to be ~2x Bobby’s size.

“Maintains consistent snacking preferences” the most specific one “Owns rasps” If it really got me, it would call me out on what I usually use Amazon for…   Last minute project stuff.

That seems like the most technically correct answer

My friend suggested “A Surrender”

Heck of a way to find you that you’re immortal.