• crenquis@lemmy.today
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      5 days ago

      I recall my friend’s brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        4 days ago

        He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.

        As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)