The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

But what do you do if you’re committing religious terrorism for Eris? Because honestly this whole ordeal fits that

I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

Oh they admit they will do it? Cool pardon me for believing they’re as likely to do what they say as a politician is to do what they say

Yeah it’s actually nice there’s no porn on it. It’s all skill

Melania. And up top is Jackie Kennedy not Marilyn Monroe

Also Esperanto at the time was hoped to be the universal second language of the working class. That did not mean esperantists were any less annoying then though

Oh no, what happened to the other half?

Oh hell yeah that sounds good

It’s funny how it’s so geographically close to the excellent Dayton style pizza

Remember blogs? I barely do

It’s an idea, and you can’t kill an idea. Especially a fucking obvious one like that you should resist fascism however you can

So they dont use polar coordinates? That’s a shame

Damn, Maryland is pissed

Also I really hate those square maps, they make the Midwest a jumbled mess.

I’m just kinda impressed that a political assassin has managed to follow the golden rule of having been arrested: shut the fuck up, repeat ad nauseum

Is peeing standing up something I’m just too intersex to understand? Like even before bottom surgery it was just more easy and convenient to sit down for it

Jesus fuck, a total ban on porn is unconscionable, but one that would ban a decent chunk of photos from family celebrations is ridiculous.

Also the Goldwater rule

Is it? We’re getting increasingly destructive weather patterns, that’s the truth about climate change hitting us. We’re getting constant school shootings, that’s the truth about gun control and sicjak alienation and radicalization hitting us. Prices are skyrocketing, that’s the truth about tariffs.

Reality is fucking our country in the ass like it’s Folsom, but we keep lying to ourselves

I only know one millennial Karen and she’s cool as all hell.

The generational divide is the point though. The archetypal Karen is a gen x woman being really entitled to a gen z service worker