You know he wouldn’t be able to keep quiet.

So you can get a woman who looks like a department store mannequin?

Come on, man. Have a drink, pick up smoking, do some drugs. You have the best healthcare in the world. You’ll be okay.

I miss the slide out qwerty keyboard my old HTC Inspire had.

Honestly, she looks better in the original picture.

We’ve been hearing that his base is turning on him for the better part of a decade.

Might be the best use of this meme format

The main thing they should know is that there are only a few of them and billions of the rest of us.

I sure would like to punch Musk in the mouth.

I don’t see the Canadian people or government allowing that.

I’d extend that to Democrat voters and anyone on the left. Don’t forget that the Communists and Socialists are the first ones the Nazis went after.

Now there’s a Livestream I’d watch

Fair enough. I didn’t really have time to look it up when I commented.

So you’re saying we split the difference and get Michael Keaton back? Because I’m for that.

Why is Jr pear-shaped?

Man, I’d love to be able to get on a train to Tulsa or Springfield, or Kansas City. The problem is that they’d have to lay entirely new rails because the only ones around here are for freight and stay pretty busy all around the clock.

I’d like to say, thanks for adding the /s. Some people might think it’s dumb to do so, but I know people who genuinely believe that shit.

Good. Godspeed, brothers.

Very small rocks

But does she weigh the same as a duck?