Air Bud/John Wick crossover
Better than John Bud I suppose.
That sounds like a shitty dealer nickname. Maybe he’s an undercover cop.
or worse, an undercover dog
“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”
— John Bud“We’re all dogs down here”
- that one sewer dog
“Ain’t no rules says the dog can’t hire a hooker.”
I am relatively certain there are.
What if we film the dog and the hooker and call it art?
Username checks out
I think he was my neighbour judging by the smells
My god, they actually did it
There’s nothing in the rulebook saying a dog can’t get revenge…
ThiS SumMEr
Air Wick 2: Personal Scent
“There’s nothing in this rulebook that says dogs can’t play basketball, and no law binding dogs from murder. And he’s got a gun, so I’m going to let him play…”
Damn, that dog’s ready for action
He’s going out to get revenge on the guy who shot his paw.
But there are laws about shipping your firearm and safe storing your firearm. It is also actually still illegal to leave a firearm alone outside without a concealed carry permit in most states (and even with one as it is not concealed).
It isn’t alone it’s with a dog
Either the dog is a person and requires a permit or the dog is not a person and the gun is alone. You could even try to argue if a dog is a safe storage, to which I think it lacks several key features.
Safe Storage, of course! He’s a Good Boy 🫡
Alright, what if i… put it… inside…?
If a dog is lacking key features to be considered safe storage the it is equally illegal inside or out, ignoring animal welfare laws.
This guy reads the rules.
You must be fun at parties.
Look in the dog!
The dog is a dog. Not a person, nor a storage box. It’s a dog. That just happens to also have a gun. His choice not mine.
Yes it’s a dog. But the dog can either be considered a legal person or not, and depending on that the dog needs a permit or a human to safekeep the weapon.
If the dog is the owner of the gun then the only law you have to worry about is an illegally registered firearm on your property.
The dog had a gun, what was I supposed to do!?
That dog is clearly open carrying and would not need a permit in my state.
You may not be fun at parties, but that’s what they tell me, too, so we can hang out in the corner or something.
Yeah! Nerd party!
Finally! A party where people don’t just spout false bullshit they heard on the internet because they’re too lazy or stupid to fact check!
DO YOU LIKE TRAINS?
NOT ESPECIALLY, BUT NONETHELESS, I CONSIDER THEM TO BE MY CULTURE BECAUSE I HAVE AUTISTM
COOL
<monologue about trains>
Shut it, nerd.
Fight me, Nimrod.
Neat, but sounds like bad legal advice. Last time I looked it up, it said something like “possessing a firearm on or about one’s person”… so it doesn’t matter if it’s attached to your dog or pulled behind you on a skateboard or held in mid-air using some kind of hovering drone… if it is near you and under your control, you have it.
IMO, the interesting case would be if the weapon is stored in your home (where nobody questions it may be), and you can summon it.
Also worth noting it’s extremely dangerous to do with an untrained dog. All it takes is and enthusiastic “come here!” or a treat or something and now another person has access to your firearm while you don’t have anything.
I do find the mental image of a panicked boogaloo begging his holster dog to recall as it chases squirrels. One less bigot, plus you go home with a free dog and gun!
… This is so stupid it hurts my brain.
I actually tried to find laws relating to… stowing? carrying? transporting? a gun, in a holster, on a harness, on a dog.
I could not find any.
I very much hope this is completely legally dubious, but given the patchwork insanity of US gun laws… there might concievably be some kind of very specific situation where this would ‘work’ in some kind of legal sense…
Still falls under your control in that instance, unless you’ve got someone else summoning it for you (we don’t need to talk about how, just assume it’s a drone and not magic) at which point we’re talking about a conspiracy.
I was going to make a joke about that meaning having a set of car keys on your person would be driving, but then I remembered that people HAVE been arrested for drunk driving a parked car, simply because they were sitting in that car with the keys on their person. Our legal system…
I think that’s a bit different from setting up a drone to bring you a gun, personally.
IMO, the interesting case would be if the weapon is stored in your home (where nobody questions it may be), and you can summon it.
Maybe using a drone? Idk
I usually use a summoning circle drawn using the blood of carrier pigeons.
I stick my hand out and wait momentarily. Works for my hammer.
My dog’s a fucking idiot. I wouldn’t trust him to carry a nerf bullet.
I would trust your dog over 100% of the idiots that actually do carry…
Whoa, this paw patrol live action reboot looks gritty!
Paw Patrol live action
They shouldn’t have killed his human
john wick if john wick dies in the intro
Honestly, the John Wick films are a bit tired at this point. I think he should die at the end of one so that his dog can go on a 2- to 3-film killing spree during which he raises a troubled youth with a heart of gold, abandoned by the system, and then the dog gets killed at the end of those movies so the kid can go on a killing spree and maybe rescue an abused circus animal or something.
But will you use the those guns to topple your pedophile government?
No. Of coarse not. Everybody says they hate pedophiles, but nobody does anything about it…well, except that one guy in July 2024 in PA. That guy was almost a hero. A hero like Luigi. To quote Maxwell Smart: “Missed it by THAT much”
because likely they dont know who is one, and they dont want to find out someone close to them is one.
Hahaha no, they are only useful against the king of England.
Never trust a dog with a gun.
Bro looks like he’s about to serve a warrant AND fetch the ball 😭
Reminds me of Dogmeat in Fallout 3. I was really worried about the buddy when the wiki said Dogmeat can die. Bullshit. Every time I hit VATS after that, I didn’t see a dog anywhere, just a dog shaped cruise missile repeatedly flying at the enemies, killing stuff dead. In Fallout: New Vegas, they upgraded the doggo into a real dog shaped cruise missile.
before broken steel came out, dogmeat died quite a bit. after broken steel, the level increase messed with his health pool and “accidentally” gave dogmeat like 30,000 health
Emotional support animal
this works until the pound gets called up for illegal carry without a license.
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