don’t you know what mormons do when you stack them? you better not jostle the pile or you’ll have a bunch of new ones.

especially in your dick hole

75% market share with the next highest being 15% is an effective monopoly

because he really likes dolphins

they said flush not successfully flush

dude just light a candle

didn’t you hear ted cruz is head of the internet shrek penis taskforce

i can’t take an article or author serious when they argue shreenis is not titillating.

they saute pretty nice in butter

i have some news for you

yeah but gramma was more into prog rock than metal. i don’t want to get her ghost going

posed as a substitute (who has to pose? they’ll take anyone with a pulse. you pay to get fingerprinted and then pay to get an “emergency” credential. the only qualification you need to sub is money)? mayhem? really? she intentionally maimed and disfigured those children?

It’s silly to act like there isn’t enough land for everyone when we’re not really using Utah.

storing mormons to unleash them at our enemies is a use

oof ouch my begonias

I’m afraid StabbingSky thinks people can’t change.

eh, i’m disabled. insurance for a family now is still less than i had to pay for individual insurance then. last time i did the math it had to be a family of seven to make it equivalent but costs change constantly.

i just realized sonic is a smash character and my cursed gifs folder is suspiciously light.