I wonder how well those hold up to bottles and rocks

Sounds like Utah

So like, I’ve got one of those burned out hippies in my town. Who got burned out by mk ultra. And knows it. He’s a hoot and a half if you can keep him laughing. Shows up to all the concerts in town.

Dude this isn’t war thunder. Keep it in your pants for at least fifteen minutes until you log in over there

why is my diary on the internet so publicly

Yes

No my eyes are different colors

I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can’t remember which, I’ve worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it’s changed over the years, but I didn’t ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it’s spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.

I just wanted to tell the story I’m sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.

GOT DANG HORSE SEMEN I ORDERED MULE OR BETTER AROOOOOO

dude just be here at 4 i got you covered

huh, i was going to say half a rem cycle. we are operating off the same software, just different updates.

i don’t think stealing quite does it. war crime stealing should have a name.

yeah, my wife and i don’t have kids and even we are going on dates buying groceries. i don’t know how y’all get it done.

was it you who was doing the inappropriate bathroom wall art?

yeah. the trick is, finding the parents in the groups that you are actually real friends with. not just acquaintences. having a small regular gatherings with those close friends, the ones you want to keep in touch with. it takes more work, but it is worth it.

this is advice coming from the outside so take it with a grain of salt. it’s like, hey, shit shoveler. shovel more shit. you have too much to do already.

that’s the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A

for having the privilege to sit on your asses and do jack shit and then sitting on your asses and doing jack shit? bravo gen x. bravo. is that what you wanted?