Feel this sweater instead. It’s real velour!

They’re still on my list are they good

I went on a hike and a coyote started hunting me on the last mile back to the car. I carry at least a large stick when I hike now.

For some reason I read that as vomitiform (I bet I know how they fought)

Part of me wants to amend mine to “Garbage In” and “Garbage Out”, but my wife and I are both good cooks and I don’t want to imply that about our leftovers.

please we all know gramps had teats like zeppelins

what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ

same on I10. that bit in texas where the limit goes up to 80 is nice tho

nah, it just gets them to slow to 20 over the limit here

20 over the speed limit? that’s ridiculous no one should be driving over 25

that’s pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using “I thought I saw them texting” as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that’s why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”

Those hats are effective social warning

i think we should replace “hurt the poor” or “tax the lower class” with “racist shit”, as the first two are pretty similar.

need a cat with a nervous bladder you have to take to the litter box to interrupt your sitting sessions

i am jealous envious of your fancy exoskeleton