“because you punish your citizens we must punish ours” y’all elected a real dipshit and I’m a Californian

“I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?”

Once,
the fuck he didn’t.
~Fin

In communication why

Adam von Muenster de Franciscopetran if we must be precise, but usually people start screaming by the von and I don’t blame them it’s a horrid name

Maybe not the water you drink (chugs Gatorade frost)

the spiders still rule, the humans just have a regency

There’s an official ceremony here where they blame the previous party for everything and shit. it’s called inauguration.

wait no way. one of my bands has been described as an octopus on speed. thank you for sharing this.

well i’m glad we are in agreement loudly then!

Wait, so it turns out buff korean jesus was just a hulk all along

ours has a second door so we can let the cats poke their heads out (and i can give them scritches) while we drive. we haven’t heard them whine on the drive to the vet in years

I really need to get the menu music into my mp3 collection. that is good jazz.

i tried so hard to get them to work on my ps2. those damn gold discs.

i can emulate a ps2 now. thanks for the idea.

games that came out before you were born

how old do you think i am

dude you just ain’t seen many aliens

As a singer, I prefer Beasties. you sing the other one Bee sTwars anyways (unless you’re going especially staccatto, which they could be. haven’t heard it) and i have the fat tongue syndrome