Everything come out okay?

I have it on good authority tampons make fairly effective corks whichever orifice they go in

If it’s a date, I don’t really care what time it is. We get to spend the time together. A 5am a date says they’re so excited to see you they can’t wait until the evening.

Also 5am means more coffee. I love coffee.

Yes… When we arrived… 👉👈

I have 5 hammers.

Welcome!

I’m very fortunate that my neurodivergences are not detrimental (most of the time). Like, I have a soundtrack playing in my mind constantly if there is not a song playing within earshot (currently “listening” to this). Since my “day” job is music, it makes improvising imitating other musicians easier.

Doesn’t work on us lemmings. We’re all sexy as fuck.

Normal pizza chefs use their fists for everything. You’re thinking of Johnny Two Forks

well, yeah, but in my finance career we only talked about LIFO and FIFO. FILO seems like a synonym for LIFO i guess is my question

hold out your arms as wide as you can. about that evil

discerning drinkers want to know: is it for people with homophobia?

that’s marian hazeltine, not hazeltine garcia

i was good friends with a mexican O’brien in college. IIRC it was her paternal grandfather who was irish, the rest were mexican. i don’t remember her specific story anymore, but she taught me that french occupation of mexico and english occupation of ireland helped the citizens of each country feel a kinship.

i provide marinara. that is rent.

the hvac duct runs through our roof dimples. also rats, during rat season.

gonna be honest, if i were asking for a source on trump killing his own 8-year-old daughter it would be to verify, not dispute, the allegations. there are few depths to which he could sink that would surprise me

earth needs more struts

does FILO differ from LIFO in any specific way?