Santa is just a larger elf, having consumed a few of his kin

awww she’s happy to see you

on second notes: i have been waiting, uh, 10,480 days to use that pun. i even started cooking fancy french gravies at holiday meals and family dinners. does anyone compliment my gravies? no. they always compliment my sauces so i have to wait.

few other holidays are both sacred and secular.

i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese

how did things change after the fire nation attacked

I have provided one bowel movement. Race as needed

Article ten, yes

Didn’t the USSC say that the president isn’t an office though? I want whatever drugs they on

There’s technically no such thing as a “vacant” seat. The constitution dictates a Supreme Court and justices but not how many. They could nominate and seat twenty more justices tomorrow.

That’s how calendars work. Tomorrow’s the 16th mikathan

🎶There’s no sunshine til he’s gone

Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie

This is my brush

This is my paint

This is my canvas

🌽🍿 🌽🌽🌽

yes sir sorry sir an older boy told me to do it sir

i tried, but instead i had a coffee, a bagel, a very long poo and i’m about to have tacos

gpt, play doom for me

yeah but those are jerks