Nobody misses fucking walkman.

A good reason to avoid IPhone. Or any other company trying to control your life.

Oh, fuck off.

She is not very sharp, is she?

Can someone expand these asterisks?

Perhaps their AI was modelled on their CEO IQ?

*cheque book

And why people from other countries than USA would necessarily use AOL?

Let’s start with “go fuck yourself, orange fascist”.

Go for Wieheister now, it always fascinated me 😂

Cunt.

I don’t remember when was the last time I disliked a character so much.

c/dontputyourdickinthat

Flies actually prefer shit.

I am not your chum, mate.

You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.

Genius.

These are just large dildos.

You must be living in different Europe.

No, that is precisely what you failed to achieve. Don’t quit your day job.

Or were you upset that the post failed to deliver?

No, I am usually just upset about stupidity. Yes, using NSFW for this post qualifies.