The dead can’t hear you, only their grieving relatives can.
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Won every deck on blue stake and painted deck on gold stake, not much of an accomplishment since Dr spectred got gold with every joker without losing once, wife keeps saying “well why don’t you marry jimbo”
To get around legal requirements to include vegetables in school lunches
4·6 天前Meanwhile my power company says I can earn reward points (like what credit cards have) by not running my AC
Escalator temporarily stairs
It is an ai generated image containing indicators of both perspectives to drive engagement
Replace all water with evaporated milk, all life dies instantly
Physicists have discovered that the shortest division of time possible is the time between the light turning green and the car behind you honking.
Traditions are peer pressure from dead people
So we turn it so far right it will end up left
Sounds like something from hitchhikers guide
Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate
Sounds like a good stand up comedy bit
It’s a tv prank show, take a non support beam and replace it with a slightly more bent one each day
122·15 天前Some companies would tell you not to take gifts in case they look like bribes
From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
If we’re so desperate for places to build maybe a declining birth rate is a good thing