Yall should remove some of these animal words and instead add different words for like the 5 different meanings of “spring”
Simple. One can be thrown into water and it’ll be OK. The other…not so much.
So an ordinary witch test?
Depends. Is the turtle made of wood?
Could not then weigh it against a duck 🤔
No, but part of his stuff is:
🤔 hmmmmm
That’s how I remember it. Cursed Reddit post…
Easy! A turtle is flippy flips and a tortoise is clompy clomps.
Thank you random internet fae of wisdom
German: that toad looking thing has a shield on it
Hungarian: that frog looking thing has a trough on it.
Dutch as well, schildpad literally translates to shielded toad.
French: Was tortured.
Det är samma för sköldpaddor.
But also my Swedish is terrible, so that might be completely wrong.
I always thought turtles mostly live in the water and tortoises mostly lived on land.
The good ol’ “All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises”
plust tortoises are mostly herbivirous while, turtles are omnivirous, and will eat anything that moves.
Like with squares and rectangles
True, in British English! American English doesn’t differentiate.
Well, it’s fine for the Americans to be wrong again :)
That’s not true at all. American English absolutely differentiates them in exactly the same way.
I don’t seem to ever get corrected, chewed out, or bitched at when I call the animal with shell and legs a turtle, and I talk about turtles a lot. More than you’d ever know.
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. Generally tortoise implies that it is mostly land based, but it’s not a rigorous definition. You can call all of them turtles all day long and still be correct, but that doesn’t mean that American English doesn’t still have the same connotations for turtle and tortoise that British English does.
Now do terrapin.
A terrapin is a student of the university of maryland. ezpz
I just do in English what I’d do in Japanese: see turtle? If feets, land turtle. If flippers, sea turtle.
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In common speech Japanese conflates way more animals than English does, including turtles/tortoises. I just had to look up rikugame because I’d only ever heard kame before. If you’re a scientist or at a turtle conference I’m sure the distinction gets used, but otherwise it goes along the lines of pigeon/dove, alligator/crocodile, rat/mouse, etc.
I grew up speaking Japanese. I know this already.
I’m choosing to believe that rather than explaining my own language back to me, that you’ve made that comment for the sake of audience notes, so people who don’t speak Japanese can follow along from the comfort of their own toilets.
Otherwise it’s kinda cringe.
This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.
Wat
Fish belong to the family of clouds (i.e. floating), trees belong to the same group as rocks (see sudowoodo)
Tortoises are Turtles, but not all Turtles are Tortoises.
This isn’t an English thing, this is a taxonomy thing. It should be the same in any language, just with different words used.
Both are translated “tortue” in french However to be fair, it could be specified “Tortue marine” and “Tortue terrestre”
But tortoise sounds like a French word
Tor-twas.
And its counterpart that stays only on land: Tor-twasn’t
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A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land. A turtle’s not a tortoise, it’s not hard to understand.
But they are turtles, like every crow is a bird.
And every jackdaw is a crow!
Here’s the thing…
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in dutch theyre called landschildpad and zeeschildpad (landshelltoad and seashelltoad)
Shelltoad is a fantastic name for them
But zeeschildpad doesn’t include things like box turtles that live near bodies of water but not all the time, right? I guess here in Belgium we just use “schildpad” for everything.
It also sounds cooler to translate it to shield-toad lol
idk what a box turtle even is 😭 but here in the netherlands we call all of them “schildpad” too. literally no normal human here will say “look a zeeschildpad” (except for biologists probably)
Wait wait wait. Have we been lied to? Are Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo tortoises?
Tuuuurtle turtle-urtle-urtle, turtle urtle urtle urtle. GAH, IT’S NOT A TORTOISE
Most humans live above ground level, you sound like your live in your mother’s basement. Doesn’t make you a different species, does it?
So you’re just admitting you don’t understand taxonomy
Technically this is nor taxonomy, since we aren’t talking about relatedness. This is just linguistics.
explanation
Land dwelling evolved multiple times in turtles, like in box turtles, which are not in the clade of tortoises, but would fit the common definition of tortoise.
Simple!
Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current
Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu
Damn kids, in my day turtles lived in the sewer eating pizza and doing ninjutsu.
shakes cane
Those clearly were tortoises though :D
Technically they’re (mutated) terrapins (specifically red-eared terrapins).
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Heroes in a half-shell, Terrapin Power!So, tortoises, and thus also turtles…
But terrapins are not tortoises, since they’re semiaquatic, but are differentiated from common turtles by their presence in brackish water.
Fuck paraphyletic groups. All my homies hate paraphyletic groups.
The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.
Not to be confused with the rare tortups, which spends nearly their entire life in flight.
One has a flat head the other has a plus sign head like the difference between crocodiles and alligators or ravens and writing desks
English: owl
German: Eule, Uhu, Kauz
French: Hibou, Chouette
This is like the hare and rabbit thing… (what are the differences?)
One is fluffy, the other is forced to listen to the dark echoes of the void
flippers and feet.
Distant muffled sound of Diogenes frantically strapping scuba flippers onto a Galapagos tortoise
Tortoises are land animals. Simple.
Frogs and toads might be a better one - there’s no systematic difference except toads are ugly.
Would be simpler just to call them turtles and landturtles.
How about “dry shelly boys” and “wet shelly boys?”
What about mine turtles?
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