Not quite the same for me, but realizing I could command line automate Hubstaff (productivity tracking software) means my time sheet is always accurate and in budget.

Perhaps Thor is Pozzo.

I have done this with work stuff. Doesn’t always work.

I just watched the new Jurassic Park movie yesterday and a guy falls 500 feet into a shallow river and is completely unhurt so now I don’t know who to believe

the joke is he’s falling to his death and someone is telling him “you can do it [survive]!”

So doth hates potatoes

would be the modern equivalent of “so does hates” which doesn’t make sense

“So, doth thou hate potatoes?” or “So, thou hates potatoes?”

in the uk

is the important part. you would be considered a high earner earning that

it’s the Tarot card “the fool”

it’s gambling for children is why. While I can choose to not buy the MTX inside a game, children and some young adults are more vulnerable to psychologically manipulative dark patterns that have been designed to mimic addiction as closely as possible.

In NPS (net promoter score) tracking - you know the survey “would you recommend this to your friends and colleagues”

it’s worded and scored 0-10 so that you can assume everyone that scores 7+ is happy and anyone below isn’t.

It’s a psychological thing that wouldn’t work if it was thumb up or thumb down.

In 5 star systems 4 and 5 should be considered promoters and 3 and below should be considered detractors, but again you should bifurcate and dichotomize the output so you see how many scored 4>= and how many <=3

to clarify I am speaking “culturally” not legally.

Most people go out for drinks and drive home.

in my experience, culturally, drinking one (1) 4.8% ABV 33ml can of beer in Europe is drunk driving

Drinking two (2) 6.2% ABV fl oz (946ml total) glasses of beer and smoking weed in the USA is not drunk driving.

Not defending it, just saying that it was eye opening how many people in the US get behind the wheel after drinking what they consider a small amount of alcohol

I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”

man if only there was a way to link the changing climate to climate change

NaN naan Jeremy that’s insane

you mean big willy clitclit?

still mad how they screwed up my fave joke from the comic in this scene

“chicken parmesan isn’t vegan?”

“yeah I think parmesan is a kind of animal”

TIL - thanks

Is this not IPA? I thought the article said it was

as written it should be pronounced

shw-meth-quey-em-ass-em

where the shw is throaty - is it different because of the language?