Flesh is weak. I crave the strength of steel and aspire to the purity of the machine.
The Omnissiah is eternal.
Conan, what is best in life?
GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH! GLORY TO THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS! GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR ON THE GOLDEN THRONE!
Relatable
Comparison is the thief of Joy! ♥️
Classic violet08…
Wait wtf?!
Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice
It is now at 70, we have been betrayed
It’s now at 96, which is amusing
but not very productive
You fucking THOUGHT
YOU fucking thot.
It’s spreading
Fuck yeah, spread it!
Spread them for me
Stop it violet08. Wait, again??
♬ “Spread your sugar for me!” ♬
I’ve no idea who wrote that rock shocker but it came up today and was fun trying to remember
As a bisexual woman, yes please. Fat titties make the world go round.
NGL, fat titties SUCK when it’s blazing hot and you’ve got a scorching yeast infection eating the skin under your girls.
Intertrigo… SO not worth having fat titties.
I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏
Coulda just wished the yeast infection away, but okay.
waste of a perfectly good ninth-level spell slot
God bless you…!
I have a dedicated 72hr antiperspirant stick that I use for my underboobs and the crease at my groin area that I apply after every shower. Summer and workouts are so much more comfortable without the skin irritation, and the conditioning/protective barrier helps prevent friction.
🤨🤔 will be recommending someone attempt.
Sounds realistic given how “never go away no matter what” antiperspirant sticks are designed to be.
It also clogs pores to prevent sweat if sweat is part of the thing causing the rash.
Probably also has things in it to prevent drying so much as to cause irritation.
Dark, warm, moist, friction - perfect formula for growing something on irritated skin .
The only time I generally don’t apply it to these areas is if I’m planning on sharing these areas with someone else later that day 😉 lol .
That very specific feeling of accidentally licking some antiperspirant.
😆 Is it a specific weird feeling?
I get that under my arms, it sucks real bad
For some reason i clicked the link. That seems horrible.
I was sure this was going to be violet08
Surprise motherfucker
Lunch? Some fries motherfucker
Some pies, motherfucker.
Rue dies, motherfucker
Sunrise, motherfucker 🌅
Disguise, motherfucker 🥸
Not enough armpit licking
It’s like Robert Crumb drew her. Me likey
it wasn’t all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.
fax
As a skinny chick, yeah that is how it sometimes goes.
As a guy with fat titties, this comic is a lie.
As a giant stocky dude, it do be how it goes.
As a short stocky dude who probably belongs in Karaz-a-Karak, tis how it goes.
I misread that as “shiny dick” at first.
<creep>What a coincidence, I want both their bodies too.</creep>
I’m gonna need a bigger freezer
Ew sex cult jesus
Alive, yeah? You mean alive. How creepy are you?
Obviously, it keeps them fresh for longer.
You’re thinking of vacuum sealing and freezing, I think.
The longest lasting meat is in the unslaughtered pig.
I mean… to begin with, sure.
^ this much haha hoho
What is the original version of this meme lol
Inconceivable!
Ah yes the true original
I’ve had this image on a Zip disk since ‘97.
Do you still have a functional Zip drive?
Oh god
I’d guess they both just think they wish they had the others body.
Originally they’re both thinking what the woman on the left is.
I wants lot of them but there is only so much time to dream
Yeah
It kinda looks like Super Pochaco and Yoko Tsuno go to the same Econofitness
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