That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.

I wouldn’t be that generous.

Great reference!

His listeners are the kind of people who know the age of consent in every state.

You could, but that might come with some side effects.

Nope, Russian. But I’ve been speaking English for longer than I’ve been speaking Russian. Plus, Russia sucks, so I was like extra motivated to learn English and GTFO.

I’m not versed enough in mussels to say.

Fun fact: it’s “jibe” not “jive” - https://www.grammarly.com/commonly-confused-words/jibe-vs-jive

Please don’t take this as me being an asshole, it’s just that English is my second language, and I find this kind of stuff fascinating.

I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.

Don’t give up, that just means you gotta practice. Maybe start with a child, their skin is softer and easier to manipulate.

You will become unrecognizable.

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Here you go

I thought so too, but turns out it is a word, even if it might be misused here: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/129015/is-disclude-a-word-and-what-authority-says-a-word-is-a-word-or-isnt

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If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.

“Am I a joke to you?”

We’ve got 5 days left to enjoy Halloween!

Pixels? In this economy?!

This meme is not about disliking gay people at all.