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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前

Works like a charm

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Works like a charm

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前
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    Just tried it out for myself 🥰

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    Jizzmin rice

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      Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke

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    In the oven on low for an hour

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      On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.

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          • anytimesoon@piefed.social
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            I dont know, but I would like to!

            • MrLLM@ani.social
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              Ummm, ok, just let me tell you… uhm… i - I think your better of not knowing.

              Wikipedia link (illustration is NSFW)

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                You weren’t wrong… That’s quite the plot!

      • VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip
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        This needed to be said?

        • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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          You mean everyone’s first instinct isn’t to “steam the cum away” in this situation?

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            I’m familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.

            “Steam The Cum Away” is new to me.

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              It’s the less popular sequel.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?

        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.

          • daggermoon@piefed.world
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            I would have thought ironing it would set the stain.

            • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Well yea… That’s the point, it’s called art dude.

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        This is a matter of opinion.

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        Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites

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        My face rn:

        D:

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    Thank you egg_slut, very cool!

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    Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had

    Good tho

    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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      Pairs well with a juicy mango

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    This thread is what the internet is for

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    Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Healthier than marshmallow fluff.

      Tastier, too!

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        Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.

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      Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!

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    Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”

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    Make sure you let it cool first.

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      I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.

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        But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish

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    Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.

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    Ah, creampie with some rice.

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    That’s racist!

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    deleted by creator

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    had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.

    punchline: a person with a vagina.

    not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.

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      Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.

      When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.

      That’s it.

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        This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.

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          Yeah it’s just a dumb absurdist joke idk what they were reading

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      Once again it’s time to play the game: Low IQ or Bait?

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      What the fuck 😂😂😂

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      Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!

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      You are in shitposts.

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      There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers

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        I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking

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