Dang if he wouldn’t have done this it could have been an amazing way to unlock some alpha (talking gain$ here)

Dang slain too soon by what many call the “third ball” aka the male G spot dang just everyone remember to get it checked out by a friend or doctor you know?

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

POV anyone suggests an anime to me ever

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss

Perchance. 🥹

True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie

Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?

Is this Loss? This is Loss isn’t it

Same, dilapidated attack aircraft. Same.

This raccoon has an absolute dump truck and I think that’s just swell anyway have a nice day lil buddy