“Slut” means “end” in a lot of nordic languages, so…

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

not to brag but I wear this often

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

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P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED

now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

what a handsome devil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole

As if I wouldn’t show off if my booty were so banging

Yes, I did play Bioshock