“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

Ah, the art of bushit-o

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I’m no one at all

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

I mean, yeah

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up