i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is this present, future, or past timeline?

Slawghtered

Blinking? Believe it or not, ads. Straight to the inside of the eyelids. Why dream when you can buy!

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

As a pervert, yes

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Also, microplastics

I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

Good god man, that’s my mother