“If you insist.”

starts writing my thesis

That DVD is a collection of very poorly aged, jingoistic propaganda pieces about American history.

Probably the worst thing about The Peanuts at this point.

That’ll teach her. :/

And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.

Very different wizards.

Same goes for this comic image:

Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?

That’s something straight out of Looney Tunes.

Bee capsule hotels

This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.

Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.

Somebody’s been watching Sword Art Online.

“BOTH towers??”

Just add water!

“YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.”

CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

“Shutting down… attempting to shut down…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4D2wyHHWoo

Murphy’s coffin is vibrating.

Anyone who expects BlueSky to go down a different road than Twitter probably has stock.

“WE HAVE A BREACH!”

Tiger: “That’s… where we’re from.”

Is it notable to say that the majority of Pandas live in China?

He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.