Super cringy cult behavior.
What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol
Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.
Jesus looks super rapey
Well, he is a religious official…
and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Well, Jesus is brown…
I am pretty high and just looked at the pic before reading the text, and I thought that was supposed to be Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin at first.
Alternatively, Jesus is holding him still, anticipating getting shot in the hand to make sure it doesn’t miss
The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”
I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk’s right shoulder doesn’t exist as well. So he’s a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?
That is because he is Maga Jesus who is known for his rapey vibes.
“Rape one another as I have raped you”
Maybe that’s why they tend to be so rapey
He is like not now Jesus. Must have been the second of the shot.
This is a sculpture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker having a gay embrace of love
Not to humanize Charles, but Fuck off Jesus
Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk’s face is 10 sizes too big for that head.
Missed opportunity to make a fountain
A sacramental wine fountain
Damn, Jesus is griiiinding that dick in there. Takes me back to over the clothes stuff in high school, sheesh, simmer down, Lord.
Now we know why EriKa KirK got herself upholstered for JD.
Why is Jesus a white guy?
Because that’s MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).
Yes, why is she white?
Why is Jared Leto hugging him?
Because it’s Morbius Time
JC Hammer & Nail Time
That’s Charles Manson
Looking at the server you come from I bet you do know…
If we’re depicting Jesus with his crucifixion scars, why doesn’t Kirk have any scars? Bro, do u even martyr?
I’m confident the artist placed Rabbi Yeshua’s hand where it is to directly link nail holes and bullet holes.
Rabbi YeshuaGreasy Josh
FTFY
this is funny as fuck.
Is this real?
I hope someone pisses on it everyday. And puts bird feed on it so they will shit on it
Jesus touching him more than his wife
Not as much as she touchin Vance.
… and you thought Mikey’s David was a gay sculpture
I don’t like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.
First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, “Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand.” It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.
Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it’s ready for prime-time. It’s about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There’s potential there, I think.
That’s all I have for now. I’ll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.
Kirk is one thing. He was a giant asshole, but he believed what he preached. And no child deserves to grow up without their father. In that respect, I have some sympathy for the family.
Cheney was just another level of awful, horrible person. He believed in nothing but furthering his own goals, eg power and money. He plundered and raped the Middle East for personal gain and knowingly lied about every pretense. And his family are all old enough to know he was a terrible person. Fuck 'em.
To quote a great man, “I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
Kirk was a grifter, he didn’t believe in shit. Neither does his wife, who live tweeted her grieving process and immediately set her sights on JD Vance to move up in the world
He died to what he stood for - political violence
His kids don’t deserve any of this, but my compassion is busy with kids who are being held at gunpoint or missing meals
Kinda reminds me of my dads.
