i don’t know what the plan was. even if it worked out you’d still be cutting a minion into pieces and eating it; that’s not disturbing at all.

they’d actively campaign for mango mussolini’s third term before they let AOC win the nomination. fucking ghouls.

no that’s floxas

“to areas previously too cold”, huh… i wonder what happened…

not surprised considering his other views but glad to see his courage in sticking to his principles against a very biased media landscape. even his rap was fun af. this guy never misses.

but you chose the optimally comedic path by subverting the expected order.

ok, taco. can’t wait for the day he walks this back and act like he’s on top of things

it’s very deliberately silly. and it’s fun as hell. i watched it as an adult a couple years ago and to me it surprisingly holds up. the characters are enjoyable in a campy way, the actors are charismatic, the ideas are interesting (certainly more so than Hercules), and the action scenes—while clearly suffering from a limited budget—are actually top notch in concept. they were taking all their notes from hong kong action movies and it shows. they even nod to it by eventually taking xena “back” to the show’s version of china.

don’t they literally kiss near the end?

mice don’t pay taxes dumbass

but it’s a cop so likely won’t be following the rules even for a vampire

it doesn’t just pollute, it stinks and the stink sticks to you and everyone around you. also smokers litter because they’re selfish pricks.

lol

case in point

so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.

holy shit is that true i need that while I’m working on my computer

reminds me of Mass Effect’s VI, “virtual intelligence”: a system that’s specifically designed to be not truly intelligent, as AI systems are banned throughout the galaxy for its potential to go rogue.

not relevant but i like Rubio’s tiara here.

ew not the blood of common folk. it’s got to be inbred pureblood to be worthy.

not from there but in principle i don’t care how chill they or any so-called royals are. they shouldn’t have the position even in name, not to mention probably having a ton of shit they never earned.