certainly if the movement is fast enough, as we’ve learned.

someone should do something about that

having all the time in the world is a perk of being 5-6 that allows you to learn things like that especially when they come in a shiny new game box. I don’t think that’s necessarily indicative of anything.

depose also means removing someone from their position, so that is more appropriate for the bullet.

you’re not a pig though, no special rules for you

will have to demand capital punishment? no, murder 1 is not automatic capital punishment.

mass effect. Shepard kills many reapers, which are pretty close to eldritch gods in another setting.

wow. did he want to get caught? wtf

there’s no way this is the guy. if he gets convicted it’ll be because cops and DAs want the case closed at all costs because it’s so high profile.

welp seems like this is him

no. you don’t understand infinity, and you don’t understand probability.

if every keystroke is just as likely as any other keystroke, then each of them will be pressed an infinite number of times. that’s what just as likely means. that’s how random works.

if the monkey could press a for an eternity, then by definition it’s not as likely as any other keystroke. you’re again changing the parameters to a monkey whose probability of pressing a is 1 and every other key is 0. that’s what you’re saying means.

for a monkey that presses the keys randomly, which means the probability of each key is equal, every string of characters will be typed. you can find the letter a typed a million times consecutively, and a billion times and a quadrillion times. not only will you find any number of consecutive keystrokes of every letter, but you will find it repeated an infinite number of times throughout.

being infinite does guarantee every possible outcome. what you’re ruling out from infinity is literally impossible by definition.

this has nothing to do with the matter

why do you keep changing the parameters? yeah, if you exclude the possibility of something happening it won’t happen. duh?

that’s not what’s happening in the infinite monkey theorem. it’s random key presses. that means every character has an equal chance of being pressed.

no one said the monkey would eventually start painting. or even type arabic words. it has a typewriter, presumably an English one. so the results will include every possible string of characters ever.

it’s not a common misconception, you just don’t know what the theorem says at all.

You can’t logic people out of an opinion they didn’t logic themselves into, or however that saying goes. these women will get their own abortion when they need it and still spit on the doctor and call the other patients whores literally on their way out of the clinic.

yeah, i mean it’s obvious because they keep saying aborting babies which semantically don’t make sense. abortion refers to aborting the pregnancy. post-birth abortion is an oxymoron because there is no pregnancy post-birth.

they don’t even fucking know what abortion means.

the actual analog isn’t a million monkeys. you only need one monkey. but it’s for an infinite amount of time. the probability isn’t practically zero, it’s one. that’s how infinity works. not only will it happen, but it will happen again, infinitely many times.

that’s funny because suddenly after the enucleation insurance companies seemed to feel generous and denials dropped dramatically, and a famous decision on limiting the time frame in which anesthesia is covered got overturned. so some things were neutralized.

probably a cop

this isn’t a regular crime where people online try to crack the case. no one’s looking for him. except maybe cops, which means he’s probably gonna be fine.