Is that why I don’t remember much of my life?

Santa: yes, actually, John. Death: huh. I have little Billy on the list

Nah just a geochemistry issue

I love this so much.

I love the commitment to typos that improve comments

Ever think that the dryer doesn’t actually steal your socks, but rather generates new ones from lint as offerings to its master?

A lot of folks have their work tied to their personality like that.

I do kind of get the idea of working into retirement - I actually really like my job, it’s not soul crushing, and I pretty much get paid to learn things and write about them. In that regard, I’d be okay to keep going for a long time because I fucking love learning. It’s a sweet gig, and super rare. Big difference vs. someone conditioned to toil to their detriment.

I will retire, but when I do, I intend to be active in other things related to what I do for work. Volunteerism, mentoring, etc.

Management could stand to take a writing course. This reads like a trainwreck

Hilariously enough, I’m very Canadian, and the ‘crikey rozzers’ is burnt into my brain too. I have no idea where it came from, but it owes me about 15 years rent.

Gotta say it in the cheesiest British accent you can muster.

Thanks! I was hoping someone would catch the winter soldier activation

Lies. I have two hairy balls and I can’t find a cowlick on either of them. Checkmate, scientists.

LAWL. Outstanding

The amount of bullshit in permaculture is tremendous. It’s why I often get in online knife-fights with permies. They do a lot of ‘their own research’. Since they’re doing their own research, they’re liable to get roped into pseudoscience claims. I once saw someone trying to sell salt water as a soil amendment. Don’t get me started on electroculture.

Turd turd turd turd is the word

Fun fact, the original word for bear has been lost because people refused to mention them directly - like Voldemort

Bison bison bison

Or pica hudsonica

My apologies - I thought you were being persnickety - plenty of those people on the internet

Canadian spelling, you hoser.