You get it

Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption

A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse

He’s gonna need a big ol’ cable

Millennials losing their minds over this when we used to shout ‘fuck your couch!’ and Rick James, Bitch! all the time, before memes were a thing.

I suppose memes have always been memes, but they were simply auditory before

That’s super shitty dude. No one deserves that.

Howling

My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.

This is a valid meme, but garbage in, garbage out. their chicken breast consisted of >50% soy and couldn’t legally be called chicken anymore. Their buns smell awful, and that smell permeates everything. Nothing like biting into one of those bad boys that you ordered at 7 am, at lunch time, after it’s been smushed and jostled around in your cruise vest all day.

no? maybe?

The only thing that sucks in this meme are Subway sandwiches. Absolute trash. Everything flyspeck town has one. Lived off of them for lunches for years.

I can’t even stand the smell of walking by one

Nah but he does

This isn’t the original.

Reminds me of this NSFW COPY PASTA

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/fA9TjioeYS

Please don’t do that. A lot of garden hoses are made of junk plastic, which leaches along with metals into the water.

I’m a prolific shitposter who loves rabbitholes and I found a trove of crab memes

Used to pull this all the time in wrestling matches with my bro

I posted like 10 of them. That’s not bad in my books.