Members of the audience have collapsed while singing along. As the concert was a live broadcast, the Prime Minister is soon expected to declare a state of calamity.

Judey Judey Juday

Kid I went to high school with made it to sophomore year thinking it was Hey Jew and that The Beatles were anti-semitic.

He’s like 90 years old and I watched him do a 2 hour gig and only took one sip of coke halfway. I have no idea how he does it.

We’ve all heard Wonderful Christmastime. The signs have been there.

The ripping lentil soup recipe heard when playing it backwards must fill a book at this point.

Especially cruel to audience now when he aren’t really able to hit those high notes anymore.

I want to get off Paul McCartney’s Wild Ride.

End my torment.

Na.

Inspiring!