I never stopped.

nods sagely

This looks like AI, and that’s extra annoying because it would be hella cool if someone did this.

Every so often I have moments like this where I encounter actual adults out in the wild and am reminded that I am just masquerading, and poorly.

This resonates, but I just started both Shadow Warrior II and Kingdom Come Deliverance II so now I have a different problem.

Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.

I know a lot of dumb people that think they remember the 90s, and that statement doesn’t exclude myself.

Sounds like a you problem bucko.

Sure, that asshole.

Shout out to one politician from either house to have voted against this.

Fuck, I already forgot his name. Oh well.

Seconded. This is truly masterful.

I’m not saying this because she’s a billionaire, and this is really nothing against her, her looks, or her music, but I never found Taylor Swift to be, like, sexy. She’s quite beautiful and very talented but she’s just not who comes to mind when I think of slinky sexiness.

Your bladder will tell you, but probably later than you think.

We very much understand, in my household, cat on a lap takes priority over any non-emergency situations.

“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

“That is not my dog”

27 is such a weird number of loops for a gif. Why not just one loop?

Relevant username?

I bet Ally has a better Trump though.

Fuck out of my city.

Hmm yeah that sounds like us.