Perhaps my 11 years there were actually shitposting the seeds of AI’s eventually demise.

Grapefruit poultice

They can kill a lot of people and ruin a lot of lives before that stage though.

Climate Town is the fucking best. Hilarious and informative as fuck.

Great breakfast though.

I think we can apply Occam’s razor here.

Otherwise there has been a substantial misunderstanding.

Guess I’ll just go back to work tomorrow?

Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.

She is.

That is the headline of the article they posted friend.

Everything goes to my alter-ego, Junky Brewster.

Why is he not living in a refrigerator box at this point?

It’s giving major The Amphitryon vibes.

I sincerely believe that our advancement in technology has outpaced our evolution and we are simply not equipped to wield it yet.

I doubted myself for a minute because the last time I remember using it on purpose was 2007 and I couldn’t imagine it was that old, but yep.

Let it die.

Someone’s gotta do it.

Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.

Never heard this term before but I have never gone so fast from wondering to realizing to wincing in my life.

Some madmen use the SM57 for vocals.

If you balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.