The man that lied about it for years

I mean…yeah. One in my has to look remotely in americas direction to see that. Especially now.

Imagine if smoking made you healthy.

Come on then if you think you’re hard enough

I watch you sleep

So leave? It’s not worth it

I think…and I could be wrong… that the Supreme Court has to agree with said official act.

When they’re all corrupt, they won’t agree unless you’re their sugar daddy.

They’ll ruin all the good work Pete did

Trumps knowledge of the EU is solely what Farage tells him. Or should I say, whispers to him after rubbing his belly.

Fucker negotiated with the Taliban (terrorist organisation) and did not include the Afghanistan Government in said negotiations.

If you can point in a map where NATO is in Ukraine, that would be great.

Fuck Boris. But not for that. Surrender is not an option.

What a horrible sight that must have been.

When you can’t drain the swamp, stuff the swamp with more swamp until unlimited swamp.

Tinfoil hat time. What if Trump convinced food CEOs to make everything expensive and then when he returns they put the prices down.

I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.

Annoying you can’t sign in to the new app with a business account unless you have a specific license. Windows mail has no such restriction.

Trump used defenestration; it was super effective!

Are they twinks?

Environmental lawyer in charge of health.

Maybe we can get a medical doctor in charge of the environment.

And a school teacher in charge of the military.