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how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That’s what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
Such a Mormon thing to suggest.
I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.
Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.
and tomorrow you’ll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three’s, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
Lulululululululu!
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
Thank potate
Thank you potato
I see potato
Potato is potato 🥔
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence
i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin’ magic potato.
What’s so lucky about an inedible potato?
Gimme a Yukon gold instead of an actual gold potato.
Sell it and buy quite a few potatoes?
Bro, anything is edible if you try hard enough. Likewise, everything is smokable if you try hard enough.
(also I believe gold is actually technically edible. They do put gold leaf and flakes on/in stuff.)
Edible and injectable! Trust me, you’ll be a god, I was just skimming an article about it.
Yea, I think it’s goldslager, however that’s spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don’t think that’s true, but that’s where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I’ve ever heard of in my life.
What’s the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?
Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?
Out of an old potato create!
Have you said thank you once?
thanks mr magic potato
My cat would fuck this thing up.
I’m just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this
I promise to use you before the eyes grow green
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
