mickeys got problems

standing to piss at home is too messy. and i hate when i get up to use the toilet at night and i try to sit but the seat is up. always put the seat back down it’s not hard.

also these weird adversarial gender memes are cringe.

it’s probably because you’re pregnant

damn, i guess i gotta go pickup some knee high sockies :3

correction: it’s a cube with gaben on it

oops i may have manufactured wiring harnesses for these vehicles sorry guys 😞

ah yes the correct way and the Minecraft way

334 trillion trillion watts!

haha man no cry out face man cry out penis haha 🤣🤣🤣

how hard do you want it? how hot do you want it? where do you want it?

conventional current positive or electron flow positive?

ir light is heat dawg

my wish is to change the mass of the proton.

🅱️ritish 🅱️ong cloud

i used to run LOS on my Xperia until an update corrupted my TA partition (methinks) and i couldn’t use mobile data. my phone ran noticably faster, had better battery life, and was less buggy than the oem rom :p

as soon as i get a break from school I’m going to try LOS again. what a great piece of software

oh i know that one from my cribbage days

me, vibe-debugging my Debian machine

slop detected

system deez nuts

nah it’s an old image. it’s just a photoshopped Subaru Forester