EYE BEAM & SCREAM

I wrote a shell script my mom just has to click on to run the updates and she still can’t figure it out. The filename is literally “ClickHereToRunUpdatesMom.sh”

I’m also Gen Z

Still can’t find a job, so I’m both financially AND mentally unstable

I don’t blame you! I remember discovering him when I was in middle school and it felt like a life changing experience at the time.

Great summary, but just as a point of order apparently the bat might not have actually been alive when he bit it: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72ppzwek90o

That being said, he apparently did on a separate occasion bite the heads off of two live doves. Dude was on hella drugs and alcohol, but goddamn was he talented.

Hello!

I’m a big NPR/PBS guy, independent media is always worthwhile.

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

I remember being so pissed off about Oz even being in the race. Dude is from NJ, he shouldn’t have ever been running in PA. I expected better of Fetterman when I voted for him, but I’ll take most anyone over Dr Oz

We are all rock on this blessed day

2 million is technically also millions, so could be less than a penny per person

I’ve always felt that decaf drinkers are kind of the highest form of coffee afficionado. At that point it’s not about the drug (caffeine), and specialty decaf doesn’t have the negative qualities mass-produced decaf does, so it’s all about the enjoyment. Good on you man, have fun with it

Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

Bro, what is with you today? Between this and the toenails, you really want to hurt us don’t you?

Does anyone know how I can delete a post uploaded by someone else?

Definitely a possibility. Either way, as a PA resident I’m pissed as all hell

I really think it’s the stroke, it was pretty immediately after that when he went full MAGAt

Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.

Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.