So, a GOP pollster that says “changing minds” is part of its polling process…

Stealing and parroting others’ work is what they both do best! And think of the savings!!!

Teach your kids to talk wrong

https://oldsh.itjust.works/post/41805544

“ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to Honduras” The Onion

What do we think this kid really got into?

If he’s really scalded I don’t wanna be laughing

Ron Perlman

Good points, both would be good.

But, $GOP$

True, and maybe it would make sense for the county (or a cellphone company?) to invest in strategically located towers so that cell service would be less spotty in general there? Not just for this kind of emergency but also lost hikers etc.

Now he can grow up to be a SPICY butterfly!

Let’s see Mr and Mrs Bezos out there volunteering first. It’s a wholesome honeymoon activity!

First thing they teach first responders: don’t become a second victim, it helps nobody. Look at your big-ass self, you think cat can save you? And if cat goes running for help, who’s gonna listen? Maybe they’d give cat some salmon but you’ll still drown.

Cat loves you and will sit with you while you finish drowning. Then when you get your next life you can go together for some salmon. You still have some lives left, right?

Sleep deprivation can make people do stupid things. Also a baby can sometimes demand all your attention so you forget everything else.

It’s nice that this turned out to be a safe situation!

(And also that there wasn’t a bomb in those bags, just possibly a used diaper.)

Article says the camp has been there for a century, and the water washed away the cabin while the girls were asleep… Sounds like climate change to me. Even though the building is surely newer, they’d know where the river had risen to in the past.

Onion rings, sweet potatoes, and you can have the rest.

We did also get a reminder from our Congressperson today that fireworks aren’t just illegal and dangerous to the user, they can cause devastating wildfires. Which we don’t need any more of. Agreed, but what about the dumpster fire over there where you work, Representative?

“Please read carefully before using the product”

And coming soon, a population of hard-working farmhands and construction workers!

Call it what it is: the Onerous Bloated Billionaire Boondoggle.

Then insert “no” and “not” strategically throughout in order to bring to an end the tax cuts for the grotesquely wealthy (you can leave the ones for ordinary people) and continue funding essential services.

And insert the requirement that any military or police or patrol force receiving government funds must be fully identifiable while conducting arrest/capture operations.

Let’s stop calling them super. “The grotesquely wealthy” is more accurate.

The Onerous Bloated Billionaire Boondoggle