Asking the important questions! And how was Donald’s suck technique?

Bill’s an ass in many ways but at least he turned the deficit around

Call it The Imperial Suite, you could probably get him to go in

Points for penmanship

Better to paint ICE on the front door for everyone to see (best to do so in ICE cosplay and keep that mask up)

Crows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.

I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.

I think it’s more like 4-5 pancakes. Pancakes spread on each bottom as you cook/flip them, so there’s a narrower “waist” that can make one seem like two in a stack. It’s still a reasonable amount of butter, and I’d use more because I’m not fond of syrup.

Just in case you need it for a crossword puzzle or something later:

With a g, it means to rule as a king.

Trump reigns right now.

Without a g it’s the control straps for a horse, or using said controls.

Congress ought to rein him in.

Nursing is the job where you can be attacked by a man with a knife and your boss will ask your near-corpse as it lies on the floor in a pool of blood, “what did you do to cause this?”

More likely “Donald J Trump and Martin L King Day”

But will it show Elon’s baby weenie?

If you want people to skip reading a certain piece of information, make it the title.

Thank you fellow oldster

And a Hitlerstache

For the pants, it’s partly the hip/waist ratio and partly the extra bunchy fabric in the crotch region.

Condoms are cool, all the ladies love a man who uses condoms.

It sounds like fun but having gone through it for a couple of years, it’s not. There’s times of abstinence and times when it’s all about impregnation, not spontaneity or fun. She’s constantly watching her cycle, and every period is extra depressing. And that’s not counting any infertility treatments like hormones fucking with emotions. Our now-adult offspring are amazing and I’m glad we did it, but it wasn’t just “fuck a lot.”

Look into freezing sperm now while you’re young and it’s squirmy and spermy and healthy. Then you can get the snip (or the no-snip method) and when you do want kids you won’t be ruining your sex life with scheduled sessions. She can get inseminated when the ultrasound shows an ovum is waiting and it’ll have a better chance of conception. Go in with her if you can and she’s comfortable with that. Just as you will for the birth.

If you do it when you’re young you get the most years of benefits, and if you’re a couple you’ll be saving the cost of pills or IUDs or condoms or whatever over the years. To say nothing about the costs of pregnancy or even just the possible-pregnancy scares and tests.

The woman should be ABLE and ALLOWED to protect herself against pregnancy, yes, but the responsibility isn’t all hers. Every unwanted pregnancy starts with sperm. Her ovum was just sitting there, innocently drifting down the fallopian tube, staying inside her body.

Any man who doesn’t accept his full responsibility for preventing pregnancy, or for the consequences of a pregnancy occurring, is a shit.

Female-centered methods that are invasive like IUDs or rely on hormones like the Pill have common side effects like intense pain, personality changes, increased stroke and heart attack risk. The only reason women tolerate them is because the consequences of pregnancy are higher for them. The side effects of vasectomy are temporary pain and bruising, and sperm granuloma. Sperm quality diminishes quite slowly and sperm can be frozen beforehand, so it’s still possible to father a wanted child.

You could get a vasectomy…