While it would be better if his map had resulted in even stronger Black representation, he appears to have been the only one who followed the assignment, which was to remedy the original racism with the fewest changes to the districts. And he paid attention to proportions so that a voter in any district has an equal fraction of representation.

Well yes you are 💯 correct.

Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.

Whistles make good stocking stuffers.

Three short blasts, (the S of SOS) repeatedly, is both the signal that you’ve spotted ICE and also what you’re supposed to blow if you’re lost in the woods or fallen down the well or whatever. The idea being, “Come quickly! Or run away and hide if you’re in danger of deportation!” So the goons will find themselves surrounded by a crowd of angry citizens. Three long blasts (the O of SOS) indicates they’re actually grabbing someone but I’m not sure how that plays out in practice.

So you can teach that to your niblings, while annoying your siblings, heh heh.

It looks like all one salami, but marked off in 24 increments (counting from both ends for wherever you prefer to start).

God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom?

I wouldn’t mind. Got tartar sauce?

Give people more room and they’ll stop behaving like trapped rats.

How long until they’re jumped by ICE?

Be patient, this too will pass. Those hours last aeons but the years fly by.

Know that for every person sniffing with disapproval at your kids’ worst behavior there’s three thinking, “Oh yeah, I remember how hard that is” or “I’m so glad that’s not me today!”

That’s a great cat.

I’d take a college course from that cat.

In fact I’m pretty sure that cat wrote the article.

It’s the power behind the podium.

Rocks guardin’ the rock garden

Okay fine and all, but are we not going to talk about the cat?

Well she’s cold enough to keep wearing her down jacket and have her non-typing hand tucked in. She’s straight upright, scooting her chair to reach along the row. No lolling back with thigh-highs on the desk for her.

Probably already are

Pig in clover?

I ATEN’T DEAD

Gametes are haploid, they’re not even potentially human by themselves.

Yes it’s definitely not ideal. But in a wasteland with no sushi at all I suppose it’s… something. Freezing would help keep the rice from becoming dangerous, as well as the surimi and mayo. But it’s not great for texture.

If it’s gonna be previously-frozen sushi, better it should still be frozen so at least you know when you started thawing it out.

As a person who abandoned prayer along with belief a long time ago it’s hypocritical of me to say this, but “from your mouth to God’s ears!”

(quotes because it’s an old expression but perhaps not universally known, expressing a desire that God will not only hear but do something to make it happen. )