Rivermoonwolf

Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

Why do you think they hate education so much…?

They not only lack empathy, they fucking despise it. They seriously view it as a sin, which tells me all I need to know about their god.

I laughed way too hard at this.

Schroedinger’s Strait

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.

It’s like asking conservatives if illegals are lazy, why is ICE raiding job sites? Logic ain’t their strong suit.

And both will see the light of day before Elder Scrolls VI

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

Don’t worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

I’m old. I’m STILL imagining a world where we got Dukakis instead of Reaganomics 2.0

Turn it off and turn it back on?

I used to be a pacifist. Used to be

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it

Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.