did you take your meds today? it feels like you didnt.

fyi, he who dies with the most optimized machine does not win.

is that person suffering a stroke? are they ok?

wrong sub, clearly meant for /c/theonion

500$/day? fuck that shit. it should be a whole fucking number % of your salary per fucking day

deep pockets? im suckin up ~25GB/month… and im not even kind of getting everything.

traffic volume is already a serious consideration, but theroetically its what you request. its not like an instance comes up and suddenly needs to interact with 500 other servers.

if you on your personal instance decide you need to subscribe to thousands of communities on thousands of servers… isnt that kinda on you? i mean… how could you personally ever expect to consume that volume?

if youre on a community instance and the instance itself is drawing a metric fuckton of traffic… scale up. the good platforms will scale.

that said, ive kinda tried to sub to every server i can find just for giggles… it ‘pre-loads’ the content on my instant for new users in the ‘newest’ queues.

there are mitigations you can put in place for rate-limiting other servers also… your server would just fall farther and farther behind

personally, i think it scales better than other options. bluesky doesnt scale at all

yep. i wanted a reddit clone and lemmy just wasnt doin it… plus it interacts with microblogs natively (mastodon)

notepad++

catnip eh… how do you feel about catsweat

true story;

im comin back through customs in the bahamas to get on plane the the unites states. i am drunk and stoned out of my gord because we decided to ‘get rid of everything’ before we headed for home…

so i get in line and the armed customs officer looks my drunk ass up and down, pats me down… lifts up my shirt and sticks his finger in the little 5th pocket of my jeans… and pulls out a tiny baggie. you know, the little mini ziplock baggies.

i just about shit my freakin pants right there wracking my brain for what the fuck i bought that would be in that baggie.

computer screws… specifically a set of screws for a hard drive install. you got me officer, is nerd.

its drugs. always been for drugs.

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hence the single quotes… i was just pullin a jeopardy

q. name one ‘os’ that sucked donkey balls getting a functional tcp/ip stack runnin’

i used to use ‘media elch’ before i figured out the 'arrs.

ha, microsoft. you suck. keep it locked up. throw away the key.

try getting them to use a fediverse instance named moist

they ever fix the scrolling? i could not stand the magical, paper-thin nature of the scroll bars

yeah theres better ones out there… i knew the point would stand.

‘regulation’ is for sale by just how much money can you funnel to the trumps

remember when we broke up ma bell?