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UltraHamster64@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前

Fr🤮nch

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Fr🤮nch

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UltraHamster64@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前
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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    3 天前

    Hahahahah!!! Where are you from? >:(

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      3 天前

      Intercourse, Pennsylvania

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        3 天前

        Sister city of Fucking, Austria

        • Anisette [any/all]@quokk.au
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          3 天前

          changed their name to fugging iirc

          • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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            3 天前

            Yeah too many tourists is something I’d never thought I’d hear a town say.

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      3 天前

      This is so true xD

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 天前

      French is now a swear word???

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        3 天前

        Its why we call them “freedom fries” now

        • LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world
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          3 天前

          I heard McDonalds was changed into MagaDonalds now.

  • Arancello@aussie.zone
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    Need to add Raised by americans to this list

    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
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      4 天前

      Fixed

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        4 天前

        Keeps talking about ‘pounds’ and ‘feet’ while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.

        • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The only good thing with imperial units is the joke: my penis is only an inch but it smells like a foot.

          IIRC

        • LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world
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          3 天前

          Fond of yards and gallons but wholeheartedly knows nine milimetre.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      4 天前

      This might explain why I’ve never quite felt civilized.

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        4 天前

        Feral really

    • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      4 天前

      Says the Aussie.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 天前

      I can behave!

      … sometimes.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        3 天前

        Listen, ignore what the parks department says, most of us are house trained

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3 天前

          licks light switch

  • fenrasulfr@lemmy.world
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    4 天前

    As someone who works in a French school cantine, I concur.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      Way back in the early 1980’s my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

      One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

      I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

      Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

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    They’re running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.

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      4 天前

      Don’t forget the baguette.

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        i keep saying do not make the big one run. he is FUL. of. WINE!

        • kalpol@lemmy.ca
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          3 天前

          What’s this from?

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            3 天前

            Expedition 33 Clair Obscur. I might have the words in the wrong order

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              On my wish list. I did not imagine that it might be funny

              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                try not to look up spoilers until you have completed it and want your second run. it will break your force-french heart repeatedly until you have none left

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        4 天前

        Hon hon hon

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        to be fair there are only few that can say anything about a baguette, most notably germans

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    4+ years old Wikipedia vandalism

    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That explains the image quality. Here’s a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

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      Yep, not there anymore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

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        Instead they have “Other cases” where France and Pyrenees are mentioned one too many times.

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    Tarzan?

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    Well, to be fair, not having a proper appreciation for terroir is just barbaric for a French person.

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    They’re demanding ‘wages’ and ‘cigarettes’ while sexually harrassing the female scientists.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i tried to pay them in wine but they just took the wine and made honking noises!

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    Ahhhhhh, the french! Champaign! Has always been celebrated for it’s excellence!

    …does he do anything?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I wanna know more about the ones raised by ostritches.

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    Where “free range” children count as feral, all French children are feral. Was a trick category.

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    Truly depraved. A crime against humanity

  • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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    Would like to meet the ostrich person

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    Fronch

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    Haha lol

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