Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
Hot take: I don’t cut my sandwiches I just eat them.
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
Based!!
Triangles or death!
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
I don’t see what the problem is.
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
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Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
I certainly hope so
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
I’m a bottom :>
That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.
Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don’t even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their
-1into there for good measure.Like, it’s sad that the post went to waste, but I don’t care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won’t abandon my principles.
I think it’s fair if it’s really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke
or lolololol
or hahahahah
JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT
Also a bunch of laughing emojis put in a written joke are kind of like telling the joke and adding “you should laugh here”.
i know right lol
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Thank you for your service.
Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
Only if the pizza is a rectangle
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?
It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
An excellent song.
The bass slaps!
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.
Your comment is more applicable than you might know.
I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.
Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.
So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.
He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!
It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?
True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.
Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it’s easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It’s not very hard to understand when you see it
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
Cutting a sandwich ‘along the middle’ is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn’t orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
I said top down. That’s a 2d perspective
That’s just a 3d perspective along the Z axis
Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.
Truly, I think some people really think that if something they said is unpopular that should mean they should shut up, or they’re wrong.
All it means is that the thing was unpopular. A lot of unpopular opinions are just completely correct, but old ways are entrenched etc etc.
