gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square206fedilinkarrow-up1844arrow-down134
arrow-up1810arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square206fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128·1 month agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-21 month agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhy are we freezing slap chops…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 month agoThe sandwich: 🌭
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 month agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareJayJay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoBoth? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoCube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 days agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Based!!